Cheating Wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by hamsaadex, Apr 8, 2017.

  1. hamsaadex

    hamsaadex Jackobian

    A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.

    While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness, because he suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

    Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his
    wife, naked as a jay bird, with a man, totally nude also. The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

    The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money."
    - HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
    - HE paid for your new 25 ft. Ranger Fishing Boat.
    - HE paid for your Football season tickets.
    - HE paid for our house at the lake.
    - HE paid for your Golf Trip to St Andrews and your new 4 x 4.
    - HE paid for our country club membership and he even pays the monthly dues.
    - And because of HIM, I can put an extra $2,000 in our checking account each month.

    Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do'?

    The cabby replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket, before he catches a cold.'
     
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  3. AkinCosta

    AkinCosta Leader

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  4. palmariums

    palmariums Jackobian

    Thanks. Is there anything else similar?
     
  5. Max2ss

    Max2ss Jackobian

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  6. TaylorBlake

    TaylorBlake Jackobian

    :D :D Good one
     
  7. There is a lot of truth in every joke. The older I get, the more clearly I understand the essence of this saying)) Have you been on a dating site? There are many accounts for milf meet. Who is married and who is single? Could you guess? But I'm still not going to refuse such dates. Especially if I don't have to pay for HIS golf trips))
     
  8. Saimon1232

    Saimon1232 Jackobian

    it is a bad idea
     
  9. Saimon1232

    Saimon1232 Jackobian

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